Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend.

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/thatsharsh
📅︎ Jul 16 2015
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Never try to find a source!

You're gonna get arrested for sorcery.

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👤︎ u/berloing
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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Bored at work and made up food related puns

What do you call it when you're drowned in chickpea dip?

Hummus-cide

How does a witch like her pasta?

Sorcery

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