Dadjoked my professor in an email.

My seminar professor emails us, "No BioPsych today guys. We are interviewing 2017 people."

(she's referring to students in Sophomore graduating year who are applying for this concentration)

I respond in my email, "Wow 2017 people! That's practically the size of the entire student body! Good luck!" (we have a small campus)

Can I be a dad yet?

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👤︎ u/freedan12
📅︎ Mar 19 2015
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Moving to College

My sophomore year of college, my family brought me up to help with the move. We stop by a Waffle House near the university for breakfast and my dad says, "I didn't know you had a back school here." My mother and I both asked what he meant, although he only pointed to a poster.

"Welcome back students."

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👤︎ u/Etalotsopa
📅︎ Aug 06 2013
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My dad just dropped this one on me...

Its the beginning of the school year, and I just went into my sophomore year. I was telling my dad how I mistakenly called a junior a sophomore and he cuts me off with: "surely you mean hard-more." this followed with him laughing to himself for quite sometime

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👤︎ u/doodilydo
📅︎ Sep 08 2013
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Junior Pants

I unknowingly dadjoked a store worker years ago when I didn't know English well. I asked her to help me find some pants and she asked if I was a junior, to which I said "no actually I'm a sophomore" (referring to my grade level in high school). She looked at me puzzled.

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👤︎ u/nunufar
📅︎ Apr 15 2014
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Dadjoked by a friend

So I'm sitting in my sophomore English class watching a video about chariot racing. The chariots were pulled by 4 horses.

Friend: wow, that's like 4 horsepower!

groans

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👤︎ u/__Oregon__
📅︎ May 29 2014
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