Before Socrates there was Phil
What does the philosophy lecturer do when he gets cold feet?
He puts on his Socrates.
What was Socrates' favorite letter?
Y
Did you hear about the dinosaur that loved Aristotle and Socrates?
he was a real Philosoraptor
My son kept asking my daughter, βwhy?β over and over and over. It was driving her crazy!
I said, βSon, stop Socrates-ing your sister!β
They actually seemed to like this one so Iβm not sure if it still qualifies as a dad joke.
