I asked my marine biologist friend why a whale I saw looked so sad.
She said because it's blue.
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︎ Jun 17 2021
I recently went to a wedding that was so sad.
Even the cake was in tiers
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︎ Jun 07 2021
Why are guitars always so sad?
Because theyβre always getting picked on
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︎ Feb 22 2021
So sad
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all its problems
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︎ Mar 02 2021
My girlfriend was sad, so I asked her who my favorite singer is and then placed my head on her chest
I told her Michael Boob-lay
She wasnβt as sad anymore (or much sadder since she realized how dumb the person sheβs dating is). Happy new year everybody
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︎ Dec 30 2020
So close to being sad
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︎ Oct 30 2020
So sad π
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Some say itβs sad that so many kids are shuffled through foster care.
Others might call it reWARDing.
I know. Iβm sorry.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.
He gave one to three for five
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Why did the plum feel so sad inside?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
It was so sad when Ruth died
It all became so ruthless...
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︎ Oct 10 2020
People are so sad Iβm not entering the bake off this year.
Even their cakes are in tiers.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
I made some toast and refused to give our little doggo a bite. My kids asked why she looked so sad...
I told them she was lack-toast intolerant.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Why was the cookie so sad?
Because his dad was a wafer so long.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than Β°C or K for measuring temperature.
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︎ May 25 2020
So sad that Steve Jobs died of PC
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︎ Apr 18 2019
Why was the near sighted dolphin so sad?
He couldnβt see a porpoise ahead of him.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
My wife is teaching my little ones (3/1) about bugs so they wrote βAntβ in honey on a piece of paper to attract them and set it out on the deck. She was sad When we went out to check later that day, only one was there.
You should have pluralized it and more would have shown up!
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I'm so sad, the sun caught Corona.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
The beginning of the book is so sad that I've just been able to cry for years...
But I think it's time to turn the page.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
my buddyβs sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Do you know why Egyptians are so sad?
Because they live in misery (Ω
Ψ΅Ψ±Ω)
Note for the non Arabic speakers:
Egypt = miSr (Ω
Ψ΅Ψ±)
Egyptian = miSrii (Ω
Ψ΅Ψ±Ω)
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Guys, this is so sad. The water boiled.
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︎ Jun 03 2019
I was really sad so I bought ratchet straps on the weekend
Now I am really holding it together.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Why was Santa's helper so sad?
He was suffering from low elf-esteem.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
The man at the recycling center seemed so sad
So I asked "Why so down in the dumps?"
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︎ Dec 24 2019
A brunette asked her blonde friend why she seemed so sad, she said I'm really upset because my cat lost his tail.
The brunette said, well why dont you take it to Walmart, it's the largest retailer in the world.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Did you hear about the Parisian that got so sad when he saw Notre Dame burn, that he threw himself in the river?
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︎ Apr 16 2019
It was a sad day...my girlfriend had her foot amputated, so I had to break up with her.
I'm lack toes intolerant...
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because theyβll never meet.
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︎ Sep 18 2018
It's so sad that aquarium is having financial troubles...
Some might say its floundering
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︎ Jul 24 2013
So what do you call a sad vegetable?
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︎ Apr 25 2016
So sad.
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︎ Feb 04 2012
Why was breakfast so sad??
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︎ Feb 14 2017
So sad that the Russian guy in my human pyramid group has left...
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
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︎ May 09 2017
Why was the math book so sad?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why was the math book so sad?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Why did the Math book look so sad ?
Because it had a lot of problems
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Kids, Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems!!!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems!
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems!
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︎ May 07 2020
People are so sad, I'm not entering the Bake Off this year
Even their cakes are in tiers
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Why was the math book so sad?
Because it has so many problems!
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︎ Apr 27 2019
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