Why did the math book look so sad?

Because of all of its problems!

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I asked my marine biologist friend why a whale I saw looked so sad.

She said because it's blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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Why are guitars always so sad?

Because they’re always getting picked on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I made some toast and refused to give our little doggo a bite. My kids asked why she looked so sad...

I told them she was lack-toast intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisWasTheLast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Why did the plum feel so sad inside?

It was the pits

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why was the cookie so sad?

Because his dad was a wafer so long.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why was the near sighted dolphin so sad?

He couldn’t see a porpoise ahead of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Do you know why Egyptians are so sad?

Because they live in misery (Ω…Ψ΅Ψ±ΩŠ)

Note for the non Arabic speakers:

Egypt = miSr (Ω…Ψ΅Ψ±)

Egyptian = miSrii (Ω…Ψ΅Ψ±ΩŠ)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why was Santa's helper so sad?

He was suffering from low elf-esteem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babblingbrooks1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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A brunette asked her blonde friend why she seemed so sad, she said I'm really upset because my cat lost his tail.

The brunette said, well why dont you take it to Walmart, it's the largest retailer in the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klmkab04
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?

Because they’ll never meet.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Why was breakfast so sad??

It was in mourning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sqydmarx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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Why was the clownfish so sad?

She had no friends, only anemone.

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Why was Pierre so sad that his hands were wet?

He was feeling l'eau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nibbers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2015
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Why did the math book look so sad?

Because of all its problems

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Why was the math book so sad?

It had a lot of problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why did the Math book look so sad ?

Because it had a lot of problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Why was the math book so sad?

He had a lot of problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saranoth25
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why did the math book look so sad?

Because of all of its problems!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Kids, Why did the math book look so sad?

Because of all of its problems!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why did the math book look so sad?

Because of all of its problems!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Why was the math book so sad?

Because it has so many problems!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leftstranded
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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