My fiance is a woman... But apparently a dad...

Fiance: You just got snew all over the place.

Me: ...

Me: ... What the hell is "snew"?

Fiance: grinning like an idiot Nothing. What snew with you??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/novemberain212
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Totally dad joked my co-worker

Me: "Hey, have you seen the snew outside?"

Him: "You mean the snow?"

Me: "No, the snew"

Him: "What's snew?"

Me: "Not much, what's new with you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notthepuma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2015
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My dad got my brother with this when he was little

My dad, my grandpa, and my brother were on a long car ride and there was snow along the side of the road. My dad says, "look at all the snow out there!" Then he turns to my brother and says, "there's kind of a lot of snew too." My brother right away asks "What's snew?" My dad very proudly answers "Not much, what's new with you?"

My dad and my grandpa lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsbrytonyo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2013
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