Snew Puns

Fiance: You just got snew all over the place.

Me: ...

Me: ... What the hell is "snew"?

Fiance: grinning like an idiot Nothing. What snew with you??

Me: "Hey, have you seen the snew outside?"

Him: "You mean the snow?"

Me: "No, the snew"

Him: "What's snew?"

Me: "Not much, what's new with you?"

My dad, my grandpa, and my brother were on a long car ride and there was snow along the side of the road. My dad says, "look at all the snow out there!" Then he turns to my brother and says, "there's kind of a lot of snew too." My brother right away asks "What's snew?" My dad very proudly answers "Not much, what's new with you?"

My dad and my grandpa lost it.