Dad joked a patient of mine

I'm a pharmacist/toxicologist in an emergency room and I was assessing a snakebite patient. During the interview I asked the patient, "Do you know why we measure snakes in inches? Because they have no feet!" I was promptly kicked out of the room... Totally worth it.

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📅︎ Jun 29 2014
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