Smells (Bottom) Puns

A list of puns related to "Smells (Bottom)"

I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...

I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!

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👤︎ u/Toberoni
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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I purchased a deodorant stick today. Instructions say, "remove cap and push up bottom."

I can hardly walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely. Credit: https://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php

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👤︎ u/BredSolid
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.

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👤︎ u/bryanBr
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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I was shopping for some deodorant this afternoon. I noticed the instructions said “remove cap and twist up bottom”

It hurts to walk now but my farts smell great!

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👤︎ u/FartRipper67
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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Got a new deodorant stick today. Instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

I can barely walk, but every time I fart the room smells great!

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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