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Skittles Puns

A list of puns related to "Skittles"

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👤︎ u/MattloKei
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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My co-worker asked me if I like Eminem...

I said "no, I'm more of a Skittles guy."

"No I'm talking about the rapper."

"Why would I want to eat the wrapper?" I asked.

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👤︎ u/333iamhalfevil
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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My local movie theatre got robbed tonight, and the thieves got away with just over $1200...

They got 2 Large Cokes, a Large Popcorn, and a box of Skittles.

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👤︎ u/ProjectOcoee
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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My 5yo unknowingly dad joked me

talking to the Amazon echo

Me: Alexia play eminem

Son: Alexa stop! Daddy tell it to play skittles

Me: Do you mean skrillex?

Son: No skittles

Me: Buddy I don't know of a band called that

Son: Then why is there a band called Eminem???

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👤︎ u/SuperFastYo
📅︎ May 01 2016
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