The female version of The Bro Code should be called The Sister Act.
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Sister-in-law: "We saw thousands of ducks this morning! They were swooping all over the place, acting crazy!"

Me: "I guess you could say it was a...cluster duck."

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📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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A woman is addicted to pretending to be a nun.

She just can't lose the habit.

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My dad at dinner said this..

So we are at a restaurant and we just finished shopping and got a broom and other things. So this conversation breaks out...

Sister: hugging broom So, this is my new boyfriend!

Dad: Really?

Sister: Yeah, we been together 1 year.

Dad: You should tell him to clean up his act.

Me: facepalms

[Hope this isnt a repost joke]

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LORENA BOBBITT'S SISTER ARRESTED

API - Clearwater Florida - Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition. Luella has been charged with one count of a misdewiener.

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