A list of puns related to "Sister Act"
Me: "I guess you could say it was a...cluster duck."
She just can't lose the habit.
So we are at a restaurant and we just finished shopping and got a broom and other things. So this conversation breaks out...
Sister: hugging broom So, this is my new boyfriend!
Dad: Really?
Sister: Yeah, we been together 1 year.
Dad: You should tell him to clean up his act.
Me: facepalms
[Hope this isnt a repost joke]
API - Clearwater Florida - Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition. Luella has been charged with one count of a misdewiener.
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