Shave and a Haircut Puns

A list of puns related to "Shave and a Haircut"

What do you call a line of men outside a shop waiting to have a haircut and shave?

A barber queue.

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👤︎ u/AllHailTheWinslow
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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a sad time for dad-joking at the office.

I have this ongoing thing at the office where whenever this one middle-aged guy (call him Andy) gets a haircut, I say, "Hey Andy, you got a haircut" and Andy, without fail dadjokes me with "I got them ALL cut" and then we yuk it up in the hallway ... this has gone on for years and years, until recently, when Andy decided that due to male-pattern baldness, he would completely shave his head. Now it is not as funny to tell Andy he got his hair cut, because literally he got them ALL cut and it just looks like I am making fun of him. (:(

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👤︎ u/xRVAx
📅︎ Jun 03 2015
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