A list of puns related to "Sharks!"
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Aceta-minnowfin
Cost me an arm and a leg!
To give them a wide birth
They’re both a seat of mini fins.
Even if you win, it was a really stupid thing to do.
Shark-casm
Finland
It could cost you an arm and a leg. The whole idea seems fishy to me!
A dive through.
I sent her this link to justify my thalassophobia and her comforting words were an epic dad joke. I married up, no doubt about it.
To them it's fast-food.
Slow swimmers.
They're filling.
Because they’re all trying to get to Finland.
A great white shark walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, I aways had a question about shark attacks," the bartender says. "Why do you guys always swim around the victim in circles first with your fin showing?" "Simple, really," the shark replies. "People taste better without all the crap in them."
Because they taste funny.
because they don't have a tuna.
The first rule of bite club is do not talk about bite club.
Finland
Because that's just what baby sharks do do do-do do-do
They are not part of a school
Because they tell great white lies!
Because he has a seal on his chest.
One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.
"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.
Stop pretending.
Because pepper water makes them sneeze! (from my 8yo)
It cost me an arm and a leg!
Because pepper water makes them sneeze
It cost me an arm and a leg!
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
It cost me an arm and a leg.
It cost me an arm and a leg!
It cost me an arm and a leg
Santa Jaws
Because they taste funny.
Because they would sneeze in pepper water!
Because pepperwater makes them sneeze.
Because pepper makes them sneeze
Because pepper water makes them sneeze
It cost me an arm and a leg!
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