I started a boat-building business in my attic ...

Now sails are going through the roof

Source: New York Times Crossword Puzzle, Tuesday Sept 24, 2019, 6 Down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/some_lerker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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GF moved in a month ago and yesterday she jokingly said we should break up...

Me: No, I think we should stay together until Sept. 1st. It's the lease we can do.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2014
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Got Dad Joked by my lovely SO. Took me a second to realize it.

My LDR and I text all through the day. I had a terrible typo that led to the dad joke. Screenshot included.

Me: "Oh! Did you remember to ask for Sept. 20 off?"

Him: "Oh, I didn't remember the day. I'll get on that."

Me: "Mmk. :) I'm exited!"

Him: "Oh no! Come back!"

Me: "Huh?"

Me: "Oh!!!"

Me: "Fucking brain."

Me: "Excited!"

Him: "You... exited"

Him: "Daaaaaaad jokes woooo"

I love this man already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chipCG
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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