A list of puns related to "Second screen"
My dad and I were watching tv one night and the screen suddenly goes black. After watching the blank screen for a good 10 seconds, he finally breaks the silence by saying "If anyone were to peer in at us right now, they'd think we're insane."
Recently we got a Keurig in the house, after 20 minutes and one frozen touch screen later I uttered the phrase this thing must run on Java.
It took me a second after hearing the groans.
I bought a second hand, 50" flat screen TV today for £20. Only problem is the a faulty volume control, but for that price you can't turn it down.
Watching a Football/Soccer game with England playing.
The camera pans to a close up of a girl wearing sunglasses with the England flag for lenses.
(England flag: http://imgur.com/mcK3A0v)
Dad: "She's a bit cross eyed. Such a shame."
I stare at him briefly for 2 seconds, then back at the screen.
Yesterday I was watching T.V. with my family when a commercial for the new Honda Fit came on. If you've never seen it, the basic gist is, people ask the main man "Will (blank) fit in?" Two minotaurs come on screen and ask and here's what happened:
Mom: I really doubt a Minotaur would fit.
Dad: Maybe they're Mini-taurs.
Groans were had by all.
For the second one I was texting a friend and she said:
Her: I think I have a problem. I've ate ham almost nonstop since that party. Now I'm really sad it's almost gone. I might be addicted.
Me: I guess you'll have to quit cold ham.
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