Schweppes Puns

A list of puns related to "Schweppes"

What do you call a German holding two bottles of Schweppes?

A two-tonic teuton.

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👤︎ u/Mitchinatr
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.

I Schwepped her off her feet.

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👤︎ u/uglyric
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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