A couple is talking about...

A couple is talking about the one celebrity they wish they could marry. The GF says, "I would so marry Tom Hiddleston!". She continues to speak as she guesses that her BF would've wanted to get married to Scarlett Johansson, but he corrects her and says he'd Mar(r)y Elizabeth (W)instead!

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📅︎ May 21 2019
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While watching "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" last night

My wife mentioned that she was surprised Scarlett Johansson had such a big roll in the movie.

I responded, "Yeah I know, I thought she was more of a biscuit person..."

I got the beloved groan.

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