sausage bread will always be by your side

for batter or for wurst

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thekuecker
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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Germans don't like it when you put sausage and cheese on the same slice of bread.

It's the Wurst Kรคse scenario.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/15_Redstones
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I can't wait for the new Veggietales movie. I hear it covers WW2 including Canadian Bacon, French Bread, Spanish Wine, American Roasts, British Root Veggies, and Nazi Sausages.

I'm not saying I'll watch it. But there's been wurst casting.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CaughtInthePocket
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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[Pun Request] Vampire Restaurant

Hope requests are allowed, I have a vampire ( or similar) running an inn, "Bring out your bread" in a tabletop game and I need ideas for food and drinks. Currently I have steak, bloody Mary, Ham Helsing, and Bram Sausages Dracula ( that one didn't really work when I played it)

Any suggestions

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/redTrakor
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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A guy walks into an old, dusty grocery store and asks, "Do you guys have any rockfort cheese?"

Attendant: "What's rockfort cheese?"

Guy: "It's cheese with this blueish mold in it."

Attendant: "Sorry, I don't think we have rockfort cheese. But, if you want, we do have rockfort bread, rockfort milk, and rockfort sausages!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PrimitiveEarthling
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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