A list of puns related to "Sapphire"
The times they are a chain gin.
That was completely out of the blue.
Rubies, Diamonds, Emeralds, Opal, and Sapphire
One day my dad & I were driving home from fishing and a Neil Diamond song was on the radio. My dad said, "This is actually an impersonator called Neil Sapphire." I immediately responded, "Don't you mean Neil Cubic Zirconia?" His groan was priceless to me back then, and I'm waiting for the day my son will do that to me.
(true story from ~30 years ago)
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