Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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It’s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you call a very sad cup of coffee?

A depresso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red-Beaulieu
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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It’s sad the neighborhood went down the crapper
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShakinBacon64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What is it called when everything in your spice cabinet is sad?

Seasonal Depression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthatbrownguy91
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Welp, his son is sad now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eyaad_Yoda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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From my son. "What do you call Coffee for sad people?"

Despresso...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/begoodorbedead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What do you call a sad straw berry

A blue berry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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What kind if vegetable makes you sad?

Despairagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherBrownEye
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Why was the dolphin sad? because it had no porpoise in life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bitsofabillion
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Sometimes Sundays are really sad, but I noticed today that they are never the saddest of the week

The day before is always a sadder day

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Why was Antarctic sad?

Because it was ice-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xx_dumb_xx
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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My Son came up to me this morning and said "Don't be sad".

Cuz "sad" backwards is "das". And das no good.

So proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idiotninja
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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When I get sad, I like to get on an elevator. I find it very uplifting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YAvonds
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What do you call a group of sad journalists?

Depress

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omarisbomb
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What was the sad teenager listening to while they were forced to do yard work?

E-mow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/estuaryfire
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
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Why are guitars always so sad?

Because they’re always getting picked on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do you call a sad flower?

A not-so dandelion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramo445
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I said I was sad to have to go back to work on Monday after a long break. My four year old without missing a beat said...

Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.

I was so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I started to pet my cat as he was sad.

After that, he was feline better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Why was the sea anemone sad?

Because he'd rather see a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Incromulent
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Why was the dog sad?

His girlfriend was a bitch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanbeannow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What do you call a sad frog?

Unhoppy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boobjobjoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I keep forgetting that Tom Petty passed away and it makes me sad

He don’t come around here no more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theichel24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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From my 5 year old mind: β€œWhy is trash always sad ?”

Because it’s down in the dumps! πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewTheMoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Sad news. The man who invented predictive text has passed away.

May he rust in piss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RambuDev
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Lifeguards are sad to report the drowning of a hippie last night.

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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It’s a sad day but my kitchenaid mixer motor has finally died. I couldn’t whisk for a batter friend.
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Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?

Because it'll be sadder day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Finished season 5 and now I’m sad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/damn_you_leto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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So sad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why did the math book look so sad?

Because of all its problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Why are numbers below 0 always sad

Because everything around them is negative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superfan20001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Why was Mr.Bee sad?

His wife was a whorenet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I think not letting my dog eat water melon is makings her sad.

She's a little melancholy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theMeatman7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a person with one eye that's sad all the time?

A sighclops.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My girlfriend was sad, so I asked her who my favorite singer is and then placed my head on her chest

I told her Michael Boob-lay

She wasn’t as sad anymore (or much sadder since she realized how dumb the person she’s dating is). Happy new year everybody

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drumdude92
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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*sad mario noises*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RajuNeupane
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Sad cat noises :(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asif366
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body

I gave her a shoulder to crayon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Whenever my girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body

I gave her a shoulder to crayon...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feveroth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Sunday is sad

But the day before is an even sadder day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gymdodo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What do you call a sad coffee?

A β€œDepress”o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ithinkhisnameis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Why was the math book so sad?

It had a lot of problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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