My discord account is - [LZR] Agresan#7365
Recruitment point - 15$
CITIZENCON 2951 DIGITAL GOODIES - 11
โจSpecial Offer - Last Oneโจ
| Package | Screenshot | Insurance | Price $USD |
|---|---|---|---|
| AMD NEVER SETTLE SPACE EDITION | Screenshot | 2M | 500 |
โจSpecial Offers - Best In Show 2949/2950/2951โจ
| Upgrades with Discount | Target ship | Insurance | Price $USD |
|---|---|---|---|
| Prowler to 600i Explorer BIS 2951 WB | 600i Explorer | 120M | 20 |
| Hull C to C2 Hercules BIS 2951 WB | C2 Hercules | 120M | 25 |
| Gladius to Cutlass Black BIS 2949 | Cutlass Black | 25 | |
| Railen to Mercury BIS 2951 WB | Mercury | 120M | 15 |
| P-52 Merlin to MPUV Cargo BIS 2951 WB | MPUV Cargo | 120M | 12 |
| Starfarer Gemini to Valkyrie WB BIS 2950 | Valkyrie | 120M | 35 |
โจSpecial Offersโจ
| Upgrades with DISCOUNT | Target ship | Insurance | Price $USD |
|---|---|---|---|
| Corsair to 400i WB | 400i | 10 | |
| Hurricane to 400i WB | 400i | 35 | |
| Taurus to 400i WB | 400i | 40 | |
| F7C-M Heartseeker to Andromeda WB | Andromeda | 120M | 30 |
| Hurricane to Andromeda WB | Andromeda | 120M | 30 |
| Vulcan to Andromeda WB | Andromeda | 120M | 25 |
| Gladius to Buccaneer WB | Buccaneer | 120M | 17 |
| Reliant Mako to Buccaneer WB | Buccaneer | 120M | 11 |
| 600i Explorer to Carrack | Carrack | ๐ฐ70 | |
| 600i Touring to Carrack | Carrack | ๐ฐ99 | |
| Merchantman to Carrack WB | Carrack | 120M | 28 |
| Orion to Carrack SE | Carrack | 15 | |
| Prowler to Carrack | Carrack | ๐ฐ90 | |
| Vanguard Harbinger to Caterpillar | Caterpillar | 11 | |
| F7C-M Heartseeker to Defender WB | Defender | 15 | |
| Prospector to Freelancer MIS WB | Freelancer MIS | 18 | |
| Avenger Titan Renegade to Gladius WB | Gladius | 120M | 12 |
| Cyclone MT to Gladius WB | Gladius | 120M | 12 |
| Reliant Tana to Gladius WB | Gladius | 120M | 12 |
| F7C-M Super Hornet to Hurricane WB | Hurricane | 12 | |
| Prospector to Khartu-Al WB | Khartu-Al | 12 | |
| Razor EX to Khartu-Al WB | Khartu-Al | 12 | |
| 600i Explorer to M2 Hercules | M2 Hercules | 12 | |
| 325a to M50 WB | M50 | 28 | |
| Arrow to M50 WB | M50 | 22 | |
| Corsair to Mercury | Mercury | 24 | |
| Defender to Mercury WB | Mercury | 120M | 20 |
| San'tok to Mercury | Mercury | 18 | |
| Terrapin to Mercury | Mercury | 19 | |
| Vanguard Harbinger to MOLE WB | MOLE | 10 | |
| Cutlass Black to Nova WB | Nova | 120M | 15 |
| M50 to Nova WB | Nova | 120M | 15 |
| Perseus to Polaris WB | Polaris | 120M | 49 |
| Cutlass Black to RAFT WB | RAFT | 120M | 18 |
| 350r to Razor WB | Razor | 120M | 18 |
| F7C-S Hornet Ghost to Razor WB | Razor | 120M | 18 |
| RAFT to Razor WB | Razor | 120M | 18 |
| Crucible to Reclaimer WB | Reclaimer | 120M | 37 |
| Hull C to Reclaimer WB | Reclaimer | 120M | 37 |
| Mercury to Redeemer WB | Redeemer | 120M | 25 |
| Vanguard Wa |
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
Theyโre on standbi
It really does, I swear!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐ Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
โBOOMโ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
free
Because his Visa didnโt work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
Nothing, it just waved
A happy Uncle.....
My discord account is - [LZR] Agresan#7365
Recruitment point - 15$
CITIZENCON 2951 DIGITAL GOODIES - 11
โจSpecial Offers - Best In Show 2949/2950โจ
| Upgrades with Discount | Target ship | Insurance | Price $USD |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gladius to Cutlass Black BIS 2949 | Cutlass Black | 25 | |
| Starfarer Gemini to Valkyrie WB BIS 2950 | Valkyrie | 120M | 35 |
โจSpecial Offersโจ
| Upgrades with DISCOUNT | Target ship | Insurance | Price $USD |
|---|---|---|---|
| Corsair to 400i WB | 400i | 10 | |
| Hurricane to 400i WB | 400i | 35 | |
| Taurus to 400i WB | 400i | 40 | |
| Prowler to 600i Explorer BIS 2951 WB | 600i Explorer | 120M | 20 |
| F7C-M Heartseeker to Andromeda WB | Andromeda | 120M | 30 |
| Hurricane to Andromeda WB | Andromeda | 120M | 30 |
| Vulcan to Andromeda WB | Andromeda | 120M | 25 |
| Gladius to Buccaneer WB | Buccaneer | 120M | 17 |
| Reliant Mako to Buccaneer WB | Buccaneer | 120M | 11 |
| Hull C to C2 Hercules BIS 2951 WB | C2 Hercules | 120M | 25 |
| 600i Explorer to Carrack | Carrack | ๐ฐ70 | |
| 600i Touring to Carrack | Carrack | ๐ฐ99 | |
| Merchantman to Carrack WB | Carrack | 120M | 28 |
| Orion to Carrack SE | Carrack | 15 | |
| Prowler to Carrack | Carrack | ๐ฐ90 | |
| Vanguard Harbinger to Caterpillar | Caterpillar | 11 | |
| F7C-M Heartseeker to Defender WB | Defender | 15 | |
| Prospector to Freelancer MIS WB | Freelancer MIS | 18 | |
| Avenger Titan Renegade to Gladius WB | Gladius | 120M | 12 |
| Cyclone MT to Gladius WB | Gladius | 120M | 12 |
| Reliant Tana to Gladius WB | Gladius | 120M | 12 |
| F7C-M Super Hornet to Hurricane WB | Hurricane | 12 | |
| Prospector to Khartu-Al WB | Khartu-Al | 12 | |
| Razor EX to Khartu-Al WB | Khartu-Al | 12 | |
| 600i Explorer to M2 Hercules | M2 Hercules | 12 | |
| 325a to M50 WB | M50 | 28 | |
| Arrow to M50 WB | M50 | 22 | |
| Corsair to Mercury | Mercury | 24 | |
| Defender to Mercury WB | Mercury | 120M | 20 |
| Railen to Mercury BIS 2951 WB | Mercury | 120M | 15 |
| San'tok to Mercury | Mercury | 18 | |
| Terrapin to Mercury | Mercury | 19 | |
| Vanguard Harbinger to MOLE WB | MOLE | 10 | |
| P-52 Merlin to MPUV Cargo BIS 2951 WB | MPUV Cargo | 120M | 15 |
| Cutlass Black to Nova WB | Nova | 120M | 15 |
| M50 to Nova WB | Nova | 120M | 15 |
| Perseus to Polaris WB | Polaris | 120M | 49 |
| Valkyrie to Prowler WB w/CCC Aves Helmet | Prowler | 45 | |
| Cutlass Black to RAFT WB | RAFT | 120M | 18 |
| 350r to Razor WB | Razor | 120M | 18 |
| F7C-S Hornet Ghost to Razor WB | Razor | 120M | 18 |
| RAFT to Razor WB | Razor | 120M | 18 |
| Crucible to Reclaimer WB | Reclaimer | 120M | 37 |
| Hull C to Reclaimer WB | Reclaimer | 120M | 37 |
| Mercury to Redeemer WB | Redeemer | 120M | 25 |
| Vanguard Warden to Redeemer WB | Redeemer | 120M | 25 |
| Apollo Triage to Retaliator Bomber WB | Retaliator Bomber | 20 | |
| 125a to ROC-DS SS | ROC- |
