What do you call a rough Italian neighbourhood?

Spaghetto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdbsplashum
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Coffee has a rough time in our house.

It gets mugged every single morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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From my 7yo: What do you call a diamond in the rough?

A diamond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BKStephens
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Why are dogs so good at running in rough terrain?

They have pawsitraction!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightwingwelds42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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A guy has a rough day and stops at Dick’s Place...

...he tells the owner and bartender that he’s a surgeon down at the hospital and he just wants to forget about everything for awhile.

Dick knows just the thing. He quickly whips up a thick, exotic beverage and places it in front of the worn out doctor. He takes one sip and his eyes light up. β€œWhat IS that?” β€œThat’s my signature almond daiquiri”, Dick tells him. The surgeon tells him it’s delicious, pays his bill and comes back the next day and the next day at the same time for the same thing: An almond daiquiri.

Before long, like clockwork, Dick is able to have it ready for him just before he comes in. But, one day as he is preparing the drink, he realizes that he’s run out of almonds! With no time to lose, he quickly substitutes the almonds with hickory nuts and sets the beverage on the bar.

The surgeon pops in, takes a big gulp, and immediately spits it all over the bar. He looks at the bartender and says, β€œThat’s not an almond daiquiri, Dick!” And Dick says, β€œNo, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5YearApril
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What is the rough part of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a plane that always lands rough?

Boing

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Did you hear about the sea captain that went in for a hat fitting at the local haberdashery during rough seas?

He was cap-sized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartanMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Rough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Man, 2020 is rough. But I have a little bit of hope for you.

h

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emrakull
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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The roads were so rough, it damaged my laptop.

It was a hard drive.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Did you know a cat’s tongue is rough?

You’d think it’d be meow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limelight_019283
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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"Dad, do you have any rough sandpaper?" My son asked.

"Of coarse I do," I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My son had a rough time at little league practice - after striking out three times, he lost interest and wouldn’t stop smelling the dandelions in the outfield, getting one stuck in his nose.

He really whiffed hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yawyaw42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Rough Day

A little constipation here and there, but the hard part is over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillingRobber
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Isn’t it weird how cats tongues are so rough

You’d think they’d be meow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalebsantos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Breakups can be rough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heytheresexythang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Some people say the land North of Texas is pretty rough

But I think it's OK

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Electricians during this rough period...

Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyginn12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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It's been a rough year. I've been to 3 funerals.

And I'm not a mourning person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arutkow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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People who run red lights are having a rough go of it.

You can tell they're really going through it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarecrow53
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I was too rough with my kitchen counter and it broke.

I took it for granite.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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My girlfriend was having rough morning getting ready for class... I don't think I helped

So my girlfriend and I are both in college and I'm at her dorm waiting for her to get ready for class. She takes off her glasses and starts looking through her drawer when she says "Aw why did I do this to myself? I ran out of contacts"

I go "Babe, if it's more friends that you need, we can go out tonight and meet new people"

After the usual eye roll she goes "No I wanna see"

To which I reply, "Why would you want a C? I'm shooting for at least a B or an A in all of my classes"

That was probably the heaviest sigh I've ever heard from her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuexDota
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2016
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Why do elephants always have such rough skin?

There aren't any pachydermatologists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Electricians have it pretty rough

They have to strip to make ends meet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMe_Dig_Baddy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Public toilets have it rough...

It really is a tankless job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourmama127
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...

"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmeilleur1337
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Why are old people’s feet in such rough shape?

Because time wounds all heels.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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I bet taxidermists are having a rough time these days.

There's so much competition from uberdermists and lyftdermists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hacksnake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Dogs always have a rough day but

cats always have a meowy Christmas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad10wolf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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It’s rough moving from one state to another.

I want to go back to being a solid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Gashadokuro-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Working as a livestock broker is a rough job,

but it pays the bulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sventertainer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Life as a professional skier must be rough.

Your career is always going downhill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcooosco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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When Mary Jane and Peter Parker hit a rough patch,

She cut off ties to spite her man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HughJamerican
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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My wife asked why the road was so rough

I said "because it was raised on the streets."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2SJSlim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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Last night was rough. I dreamed I was a muffler...

I woke up exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fine-rusty-knife
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2016
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I grew up in a rough neighbourhood. Kids would jump out and put whipped cream, glacΓ© cherries and chocolate sprinkles on people all the time.

I lived in the gateau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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This is just a rough draft
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnemoniker
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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They had rough fall imgur.com/4WZu7Fj
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2015
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You know what, I had a rough time at work the yesterday.

They told me I was fired three weeks ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayandquita
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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My wife thought the rough patch in the road was odd...

I responded, "well it certainly isn't even."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qhapaqocha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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