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Roni Puns

A list of puns related to "Roni"

Pepe-roni
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👤︎ u/HeyitsTonyStark
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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What happened when Peppa Pig accidentally walked into the meat grinder?

Peppa-roni.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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What's a dad's favorite pizza?

Papa-roni!

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👤︎ u/baxterg13
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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My little boy just told me this one

What is a pirate's favorite food?

Map-a-roni and cheese!

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👤︎ u/zenmisfit
📅︎ Sep 23 2017
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Just dropped this one on my wife.

Via text:

Her: "This Rice-A-Roni cup isn't too bad tasting."

Me: "Na. It is just sodium."

Her: "I don't get it..."

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👤︎ u/AndyBatch
📅︎ Nov 11 2013
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