What happened when Peppa Pig accidentally walked into the meat grinder?
Peppa-roni.
My little boy just told me this one
What is a pirate's favorite food?
Map-a-roni and cheese!
Just dropped this one on my wife.
Via text:
Her: "This Rice-A-Roni cup isn't too bad tasting."
Me: "Na. It is just sodium."
Her: "I don't get it..."
