My girlfriend said she wanted a romantic getaway.
She's quite a specific bank robber.
When you see a deaf couple holding hands, maybe it's not a romantic gesture...
Maybe, they just want each other to shut the fcuk up.
Why are trees always incredibly romantic?
Why do sea medusas make the worst romantic partners?
'cause they're always jelly!
My wife asked me, “Do you hate all romantic comedies?”
I said, “No. I love Love Actually actually.”
A wife sent her husband a romantic text message…
She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”
Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise.”
What singer would be the biggest advocator for romantic abstinence?
I read it's romantic to scatter rose petals on your bed, but they were too expensive. Instead, my wife and I will just have to make love on..
Last November 5, i was caught off guard when I was approached by a stranger angrily telling me to butt out of his romantic affairs.
As if i care who that Guy F××××s.
You know what’s the most romantic food is?
The fat ones
They go straight to the heart
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
What do you call a romantic giraffe?
I asked the librarian if they had any books about romantic proposals.
Einstein and Freud once were having a conversation. Freud was talking about inner family romantic relationships.
...And Einstein said it was all relatives.
(Not from me, from Josh Fonokalafi)
Romantic flour arrangement
What car part is considered romantic in the French language?
I know some of you might think you're hopeless romantics, but trust me, this says otherwise. [Spoiler]
son: dad, what's the secret to you and mom being happy? dad:we go out to a romantic dinner at least once a week. son:that's wonderful where do you go? dad:I like italian...I don't know where your mother goes.
What’s the most romantic chord?
A7
Because it slides right into the Dm’s
They call me a hopeless romantic
Because I’ll never find love
The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.
So I just call her prints-ess
Her: Did you just pretend to like romantic comedies when we were dating?
Me: Yes. I don’t love Love Actually actually.
My wife says I'm a hopeless romantic
and a hopeless handyman, hopeless cook, hopeless husband.
One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
She: (In romantic mood) I love your eyes
Me: They came free with the head
What was the most romantic fruit in the fruit section at the store?
The dates. *ba dum ching*
A detective is staking out the entrance of a romantic restaurant..
...and after a few hours of not seeing the criminals he's looking for he gets hungry. He calls his partner to fill in for five minutes while he grabs some dinner and tells him to "take a picture of every single person that walks through the door." The partner waits for the detective to return and when he does the detective asks to see the photos that he took. The partner replies "I didn't see any single people, I saw a lot of couples though."
Experiments show that olfactory perception of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction...
Love is blind, but it has a great sense of smell.
Gloves are so romantic,
They are always holding your hands
What's the most romantic kind of literary allusion?
What do you call a hopeless romantic who wanders the countryside?
You know I can tell that the man who invented qwerty keyboards is a romantic?
Romantic interest at work left these for me to find aftee my shift...I think she's a keeper
https://imgur.com/a/JBPDX
I'm talking to a potential romantic partner, when she pulls out these doozies...
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Follow the Fresh Prince.
I'm not sure, but something tells me she's a keeper, guys.
Why don't trees like romantic comedies?
Because they are too sappy!
Never have a romantic relationship with a fellow employee
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband the following text...
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!!!” The husband, being a non-romantic sort, replied... “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”
I tell everyone that I hate all romantic comedies, but that is a lie.
I love Love Actually actually.
You know what are the most romantic foods?
The fat ones
They go straight to the heart
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