A list of puns related to "Rodney Dangerfield"
I didn't want her emotional baggage.
Did I steal this from someone? I'm getting old...
My son made himself a banana sandwich.
Son: "This is what monkeys eat."
I thought I'd mess with him a bit on this "fact", and throw some dad humour at him.
Me: "What?! Monkeys don't eat sandwiches! How do they even bake the bread?"
Son: "With a g'rilla."
I think this kid is going places. I was completely outdone.
"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me;
just the other night she called me from a hotel."
- Rodney Dangerfield
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