I'm allergic to sesame seeds, so back in Year 3 at primary school, people would tell this joke:

What show is Dec allergic to?

Sesame Street!

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Back to school in India

What did the Indian kid say to his mother when he left for school...?

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Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

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This happened a while back, I was dropping my 7 year old school son to school. β€œSon, hurry up, we’re running late.”

Son: β€œno dad, we’re walking late.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I went shopping for my son’s back to school clothes. We went over the list when I got back home.

Shirts? Yup. Pants? Yup. Sweatpants? Yup. Nikes? CHECK!

Edit: Grammar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WavesNVibrations
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Why did the man get sent back to his home country for following his high school girlfriends life rules?

It was his ex-tradition

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My pregnant wife went back to school.

When she came home I asked her which class she was in. She told me "They gave me C-Section."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Dad:”back when I had to do wall-sits in school..”

β€œI had enough and told my gym teacher I couldn’t stand doing them

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11 years ago my mother decided to go back and finish school. She earned her bachelors, masters, and just got her PhD. She asked if I was proud of her

"What's with the third degree?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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My fiance is going back to school

She was originally going to school for radiography but has changed her mind and decided to go a different route

Her: "I'm going to major in Kinesiology."

Me: "What's that?"

Her: "It's the study of the human body with relation to movement and fitness."

Me: "That sounds neat. What do you already know about it?"

Her: "Next to nothing. But I also don't know Chemistry. Well, except for the basics."

Me: "What about the acids?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2016
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My dad's encouraging words for my first day back to school
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Why did Indiana Jones go back to school?

He didn't quite learn the ropes yet

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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Did some early back-to-school shopping, and my dad told me to buy the ugliest calculator.

I asked him why and he said,

"Because it's what's inside that counts."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2016
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I used to play football when I was in school. I played left back.

Left back in the changing rooms.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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Back to school shopping

Little sister in law, "I don't know why, but I really love stationery shopping."

Me, "Me too, so much less walking around."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirJefferE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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Whenever I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments of my high school days come flooding back to me.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from my high school keep flooding back to me.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Every time I lie down on my new bed, all my embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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