A list of puns related to "Back to School"
What show is Dec allergic to?
Sesame Street!
What did the Indian kid say to his mother when he left for school...?
Mumbai π
I shouldnβt have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
Son: βno dad, weβre walking late.β
Shirts? Yup. Pants? Yup. Sweatpants? Yup. Nikes? CHECK!
Edit: Grammar
It was his ex-tradition
When she came home I asked her which class she was in. She told me "They gave me C-Section."
βI had enough and told my gym teacher I couldnβt stand doing them
"What's with the third degree?"
She was originally going to school for radiography but has changed her mind and decided to go a different route
Her: "I'm going to major in Kinesiology."
Me: "What's that?"
Her: "It's the study of the human body with relation to movement and fitness."
Me: "That sounds neat. What do you already know about it?"
Her: "Next to nothing. But I also don't know Chemistry. Well, except for the basics."
Me: "What about the acids?"
He didn't quite learn the ropes yet
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
I asked him why and he said,
"Because it's what's inside that counts."
Left back in the changing rooms.
Little sister in law, "I don't know why, but I really love stationery shopping."
Me, "Me too, so much less walking around."
I shouldnβt have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
I shouldnβt have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
I shouldnβt have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
I shouldnβt have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
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