What show is Dec allergic to?
Sesame Street!
What did the Indian kid say to his mother when he left for school...?
Mumbai 👋
I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
Son: “no dad, we’re walking late.”
Shirts? Yup. Pants? Yup. Sweatpants? Yup. Nikes? CHECK!
Edit: Grammar
It was his ex-tradition
When she came home I asked her which class she was in. She told me "They gave me C-Section."
“I had enough and told my gym teacher I couldn’t stand doing them
"What's with the third degree?"
She was originally going to school for radiography but has changed her mind and decided to go a different route
Her: "I'm going to major in Kinesiology."
Me: "What's that?"
Her: "It's the study of the human body with relation to movement and fitness."
Me: "That sounds neat. What do you already know about it?"
Her: "Next to nothing. But I also don't know Chemistry. Well, except for the basics."
Me: "What about the acids?"
He didn't quite learn the ropes yet
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
I asked him why and he said,
"Because it's what's inside that counts."
Left back in the changing rooms.
Little sister in law, "I don't know why, but I really love stationery shopping."
Me, "Me too, so much less walking around."
I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
