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Rio 2 Puns

A list of puns related to "Rio 2"

My dad while watching Rio 2

What is this, Meet the FLOCKers?

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👤︎ u/DrWizard_MD
📅︎ Jun 28 2014
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What's bigger than the Rio Grande?

Rio Venti

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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Who gave birth to Rio de Janeiro?

Ma-Rio

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👤︎ u/louisng114
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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What do you call a commotion in Brazil?

A Rio-t

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👤︎ u/Carter16891
📅︎ Dec 20 2017
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The Pole Vaulter

During the Olympics in Rio last year, a journalist was walking through the Olympic Village, and passed a guy carrying a long pole over his shoulder.

"Hi! Are you a pole vaulter?"

"No, I'm German, but how do you know my name?"

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👤︎ u/stereoroid
📅︎ Feb 21 2017
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