What do you call an army of 1 year olds?

An infant-ry

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What do you call a baby soldier?

An INFANTry man

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What is Ironmanโ€™s favorite ride at the amusement park?

The Ferrous Wheel!

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What do you call a doughnut filled with glue?

A Paste-ry

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Strudels stick to your ribs

Because they are made out of pastry.

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Recently revived my desire to watch Viking shows.

My interest was Bjorn again.

Hate this pun? I have no reNorse.

Thor-ry (Not Thor-ry).

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Why did the old school french-spanish gamer refuse to abandon his teammate?

Because he was all about the con ami code

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Why does Mike Tyson like scary movies?

Because they're ear-rie

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Why do Japanese restaurants never last

Because they are tempura-ry

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Why do Pro-life people hate these guys so much?
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My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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Where do homeless Italians live?

Nowhere, they just rome.

*Edit: typo

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Spin Me Round
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What do You call an army of child soldiers?

Infant-ry

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You know, why don't they enlist babies in the military?

I mean, there's a reason they called it the INFANTry.

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What did the drill sergeant do with his newborn when the babysitter cancelled?

Took him to the infant-ry

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When my dad forgets my name...

I walk into the room, and my dad almost calls me by my older brother's name (we look a lot alike).

Dad: Oh hey Ry... uh.. Chuck, Henry, Fred. What do we call you again?

Me: Thanks dad..

Dad: I like Fred, I'll call you Fred. He chuckles and says: Go help bring in groceries.

Me: .....

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[X-Post /r/webcomics] Ordering Steaks

http://i.imgur.com/RyC5ON0.jpg

Creator: www.maximumble.com

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Ryan is taking a bath.

Ryan's dad says to the mom, "Ryan wants you to wash his hair."

"Ugh!" she replies, "I'd rather lie in bed."

"I know you would," says dad, "but I'd lather Ry instead."

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I got my dad while watching a suspense show

The characters walk into a room with ears hanging from the ceiling. I slowly turn around, smile, and say "That room is pretty ear-ry"

I them laughed sy my own dumb joke for the next couple of minutes

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