How do Tectonic Plates greet each other?

They shake lands! Hahahaha

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I've invented a machine that accurately measures the quality of a dadjoke...

I call it a sighsmograph.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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Got dadjoked for my name & signature.

Must know: My name is Rick.

me: signing a passport (its literally just scribble)

dad: "it looks like a reading on the Richter scale, get it? A RICKter scale"

This was followed by me rolling my eyes and him rewarding himself with a few giggles.... Oh dad.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cheesues
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 09 2014
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