Ricardo Spaghettios
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📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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My dad's name is Richard/Ricardo.

Dad: I've been working out at the gym so much lately, they're gonna start calling me Ricardio.

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📅︎ Sep 03 2013
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Pick any name in the world. I bet I can sing a song with that name in it..

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear...

Edit: Wow. Wasn't expecting over 1,000 upvotes on my first ever post. Thanks!

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👤︎ u/Morgan921
📅︎ Sep 29 2013
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Dadjoked a good friend of mine.

Kind of a cliché , but it made me so happy.

Her: I'm hungry

Me: Hi Hungry! I'm Ricardo!

Her: I thought your name was Shut Up. Who would have ever thought?

Me: No it's Ricardo. I'm glad we have this misunderstanding behind us Hungry.

Her: Oh, I'm so glad.

Me: Hi, So Glad! I'm Ricardo!

Her: -_-

I didn't think I'd be able to do this until I actually was a Dad, so this just made my day.

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👤︎ u/Bolanos
📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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