What did the lion say to its own reflection?
It's ME-ROAR
Found a reflection room...there's no mirrors in it. reddit.com/gallery/o70b6g
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, βWill you still love me when Iβm old, fat, and balding?β She smiled and answered...
βI do!"
Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?
Because he thought he was very apPEELing
A vampire was confused at his reflection
He wondered, what happened to the man in the mirror?
After a long hour of deep internal reflection
On reflection, there's a lot of stuff I'd like to have done differently this past year.
But hey, hindsight is 2020
Why does the communist like the Laws of reflection? Because I=R
Because I = Our, get it? (I am aware of the pronoun change, this is a joke mate)
My friend said he couldn't play with us because he had to write a "600 words reflection" so I did one for him
900 ΚoΙΉps
In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.
I need to be kinder.
What did the lion do when it saw a reflection of itself?
It mir-roared
When feeling existential, one should look at a mirror for reflection.
I wrote a poem for my reflection, and when I showed it to him...
he took it the wrong way.
My girlfriend was writing a bunch of boring reflection paragraphs for class
She says, "I can't even spell anymore!"
Me: "A-N-Y-M-O-R-E"
