Reese's Pieces Puns

A list of puns related to "Reese's Pieces"

Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?

The Reese’s was in pieces.

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👤︎ u/Captain_Cookiez
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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What does Reese Witherspoon call her gun collection?

Reese’s Pieces

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👤︎ u/andrewleckrone
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?

Reese’s Pieces

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👤︎ u/firepower98
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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Cop: do you mind identifying the body? I must warn you it ispretty hacked up!

Me [tearing up]: yes, that’s my brother Reese. Cop: are you sure? Me: yes I’m sure, those are Reese’s pieces.

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👤︎ u/MrKrabs7382
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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If a man named Reese was cremated, his urn would be a Reese's cup.

And inside would be Reese's pieces.

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👤︎ u/lil_kibble
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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