A list of puns related to "Red cooking"
When it turns red.
BONUS CONTENT: I painfully remembered this one while cooking dinner tonight.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
She was busy slicing the watermelon when I mentioned a YouTube video I had seen recently that talks about how you can grill it.
She asked about it and I told her how they basically cooked it like a steak.
"I guess that would make it filet MELON."
Her face got immediately red and she shook her head trying not to laugh.
"Gotta make sure the chickens not pink or you'll be shitting your guts out later. Whoa that lamb's done nice and red on the inside"
"dad why dont we cook the lamb all the way through like the chicken, won't we get sick?"
"well mate, chicken just happens to be fowl"
:(
My father was talking to my grandmother about the recipe for the rice we had with our chicken. He said he put in some onions, red peppers, and cooked it with chicken stock.
I asked him what he would do with his chicken stock if the chicken market started to go under.
I could see the pride in his eyes when he said "Sell sell sell!"
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