"I want you to take the green pill with a glass of water at breakfast, the blue pill with two glasses of water at lunch, and the red pill with a glass of water at night."

"So what's my problem, Doctor?"

"You aren't drinking enough water."

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Doctor: I want you to take the green pill with a glass of water at breakfast, the blue pill with two glasses of water at lunch, and the red pill with a glass of water at night.

Patient: So what's my problem?

Doctor: You aren't drinking enough water.

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