A list of puns related to "Randy"
Alright people. Anyone who can perform telekinesis, raise my hand.
Radio Jockey Randy : Okay caller, here is the final question for $5,000 cash.
Contestant : Iβm ready, Randy!
Radio Jockey Randy : Name three automobiles that start with βPβ.
Contestant : Uh ... Porsche, Pontiac and Plymouth!
Radio Jockey Randy : Oh, Iβm sorry contestant, those all start with GAS!
He is a new friend and I saw that he was friends with one of my best friends, turns out they were best friends growing up. We'll call my new friend Randy, because his name is Randy.
Randy: Went to high school and all that with him! That's crazy. Small word!
Me : It is a small word.
Today at lunch I dad-joked my wife.
wife: There was this guy who would come into my work, James Savage-
me: Oh, was he related to Randy?
wife: blank stare
me: ...Macho Man Savage?
wife: flared nostrils/large sigh/continues her story
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