Paul Ryan Puns

Paul Ryan is running for president. But after this, he'll be Paul Cryan.

His favorite color is Paul Cyan

He is Paul Tryan to become president

This post will make him Paul Diean

He read history about the Paul Mayan

On a plane, he is Paul Flyan

In Russia, he is Paul Spyan

He goes to the Maul Ryan

To go Paul Buyan

His favorite spice is Paul Cayenne

When he stares, heis Paul Eyean

For breakfast, he is Paul Fryan

On stilts, he is Paul Giant

When in trouble, he starts Paul Liean

When he watches memes, he is Lol Ryan.

His favorite is Paul Nyan

For dessert, he has Paul Piean

At this point, Im Paul Sighan

When he has rope, he is Paul Tiean

When curious, he is Paul Whyan

Or Paul Pryan

His new game is Ball Ryan

On the phone, he is Call Ryan

His daughter plays with Doll Ryan

When he trips, he is Fall Ryan

His house is the Ryan Hall

Again on stilts, he is Tall Ryan

His house has a Wall Ryan

Down south, you are Yall Ryan

When he makes bread, it is Paul Rysan

On a horse, he is Paul Ridan

In a fight, he is Brawl Ryan

When he loses he is Crawl Ryan

Or dead

When moving he uses a U-Haul Ryan

In the bathroom, he is Stall Ryan

I had a list with A LOT more. Help in diese comments!

EDIT: If he wins the election, he's Mr. President

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At 5,714 strikeouts, Nolan Ryan is the king of baseball pitchers!

I wonder if he'll be overthrown...

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So I was talking to my mom at dinner, and she was saying how she talked to her friend right before, so she told me β€œI called Ryan earlier...”

Confused, I said β€œWhy’d you call him earlier when his name’s Ryan??”

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Private Ryan.
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What does Ryan Reynolds do to pork?

He wrexham

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I just found out Ryan Reynolds and Snoop Dogg are making an album

I can't wait for Reynolds wrap

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What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume?

Ryan Gauzeling

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Ryan Gosling
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It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby,

since he’s both Green Lantern and Deadpool

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When will Ryan Gosling be old enough to be called Ryan Goose?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheep_Thrills
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not only is it a pun based on the song "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, it's also a good reminder on how to pronounce the word coelacanth (seeΒ·luhΒ·kanth)!
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The ultimate dad joke a Hollywood could pull would be casting Ryan Gosling as Goose’s son in Top Gun 2.
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I’m surprised they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby given all his experience.

He already played Green Lantern AND Deadpool

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What does Ryan do when he’s sad?

Cryan.

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At what age will Ryan Gosling change his name to Ryan Goose?
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What did the cashier say when Ryan Gosling went shopping?

Nothing. She just checked him out.

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Saving Private Ryan
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2 Friends named Ryan and Dave were fixing up a car. They’re Country-Geeks by day, and Racers by night.

Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?

Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?

R: Sure.

Car makes weird sound

R: Guatemala with the car?

D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.

R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.

D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.

R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.

Later

R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.

D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.

R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.

D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm

R: Ok, Tur the Key!

Car turns on

D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!

R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnThePekka
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I need a pun on the name "Ryan"?
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Watched First Man today. Watched as Ryan Gosling dropped Karen's bracelet into a crater.

Always thought Karen was out of this world.

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To be honest Ryan wasn’t as completely rad as he seemed... medium.com/@kyle_freeman/…
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I met an old Chinese man named Ryan O'Connor so I asked him how he got that name

Chinese guy: "While in line at Ellis Island I was talking to the man in front of me named Ryan O'Connor. When I got to the front, the immigration official asked me for my name and I told him, "Tsam Ting"

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Who was Ryan Sherriff's (Cardinals Pitcher) favorite baseball player growing up?

David Justice (MLB Commentators provide an endless flow of Dad Jokes)

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Ryan is taking a bath.

Ryan's dad says to the mom, "Ryan wants you to wash his hair."

"Ugh!" she replies, "I'd rather lie in bed."

"I know you would," says dad, "but I'd lather Ry instead."

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What do you call an old Ryan Gosling?

Ryan Goose.

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