Pus Puns

A list of puns related to "Pus"

My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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👤︎ u/Einstine1984
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Why cant you steal a cat?

You end up cat-napping every time.

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👤︎ u/Mattsasse
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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What do you get when you cross 8 and a cat?

An 8 o’ pus

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👤︎ u/ScrubbaDibbityDub
📅︎ May 02 2019
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What animal never heals?

The octopus because, it's full of pus.

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👤︎ u/braitamm
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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What do get when you cross a boat a cat and a monkey?

Catamarangatang

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👤︎ u/kiwibeaf
📅︎ Jan 20 2017
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