They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.

You should get a miner instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What did the non-binary prospector say when they saw the mountain range?

I bet there’s gold in them/their hills.

(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do you call a gold prospector in the Southern Hemisphere?

An Au-stralian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordTrollsworth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why did the prospector get a fake id?

The bar doesn't serve minors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What did a mine prospector say to another mine prospector?

Nothing because he thought he should mine his own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Smile
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did the gender nonconforming prospector travel west in the 1800s?

Because there's gold in them/their hills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeadows00
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Old prospectors had a way to tell different rocks apart...

Real gold makes a sound like: clink clink

Fool's gold makes a sound like: tchk tchk

And then there's comedy gold - ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ianjackson95
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Why did the prospector have to take his pickaxe out of the shaft when he was done?

It was a miner safety hazard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celt1299
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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I ain’t sayin she a gold digger

but she did migrate to California in 1849.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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