20 Hilarious Postmen Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

If you rearrange letters for postmen

They become very angry

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👤︎ u/ActivistCap167

📅︎ Sep 30 2022

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I'm not usually that good about making jokes about postmen

its all in the delivery

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👤︎ u/jkk454

📅︎ Jul 31 2022

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What language do postmen speak?

Parseltongue

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👤︎ u/fearless_ruminator

📅︎ Jan 02 2022

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What language do postmen speak?

Parcel tongue

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👤︎ u/OverCookedWalrusMeat

📅︎ Sep 27 2021

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Why did Harry Potter get along well with Postmen?

It's because he spoke parcel-tongue.

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👤︎ u/s0apyjam

📅︎ Apr 30 2021

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If you rearrange all the letters of POSTMEN reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…

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👤︎ u/najam10

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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Postmen only give out two types of mail,

Mail and feemail

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👤︎ u/Lordlewis6

📅︎ Mar 11 2019

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Cats make brilliant postmen.

They always have meow.

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👤︎ u/XaderGamin

📅︎ Sep 19 2017

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I'm so glad we have such good postmen in our town

They always deliver

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👤︎ u/JonathanWoss

📅︎ Feb 01 2015

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I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.

I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 29 2019

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Me: Hey, can you help me with a crossword clue? I’m stuck.

Her: Sure, what is it?

Me: “Overworked postmen.”

Her: But how many letters?

Me: Too many.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 27 2018

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What happens of you rearrange the letters of postmen?

They get very angry.

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👤︎ u/firebullmonkey

📅︎ Jan 08 2022

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If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”

They get really pissed off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 20 2018

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If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN...

... they become VERY ANGRY!

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👤︎ u/JimmerUK

📅︎ Apr 23 2018

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If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN they get VERY ANGRY

Because then they have to sort them again

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👤︎ u/whokn0wswho

📅︎ Nov 20 2019

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What do you get if you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”?

Really angry postmen!

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👤︎ u/deffish

📅︎ Oct 10 2020

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If you rearrange the letters of postmen, they'll get really pissed at you.

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👤︎ u/Cjborange

📅︎ May 20 2019

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If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”. They get really pissed off.

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👤︎ u/JackTMJones

📅︎ Nov 02 2019

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If you rearrange the letters of 'Postmen'. They get really annoyed.

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👤︎ u/eyesjw

📅︎ Oct 16 2019

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Don't touch them

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN they get VERY ANGRY.

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👤︎ u/ralphy_s

📅︎ Apr 26 2019

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