(Grampa Joke) Wearing his pop art Santa face shirt he wears every Christmas

Me: Hey Papa, nice shirt. I like his beard!

Grampa: Well I've had this shirt a long time.

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📅︎ Jan 20 2017
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While getting corrective jaw surgery my dad popped this work of art

The surgery required my bottom jaw being broken and the surgeon was running through how it would be for me afterwards.

Here's the conversation as it went down:

Surgeon - "Have you got any questions?"
Dad - "Yeah, will he be able to play the trumpet afterwards?"
Surgeon - "Yup, there won't be any problems with that"
Dad - "Oh, that's good. He can't play it now"

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📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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