Suite Γ la question de Louis-nat sur l'Arc de triomphe empaquetΓ©, j'ai voulu voir ce que disait Wikipedia Γ propos de l'Art moderne, et je dΓ©couvre tout une classification que j'ignorais ...
Chronologie des mouvements et artistes de l'art moderne
Avant 1914
- Impressionnisme : Claude Monet, Auguste Renoir, Alfred Sisley,Vincent Van Gogh
- Postimpressionnisme : Paul Gauguin, Georges Seurat, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
- Symbolisme : Pierre Puvis de Chavannes, Gustave Moreau, Fernand Khnopff, Max Klinger
- Art nouveau : Gustav Klimt, Alfons Mucha, Victor Horta
- Fauvisme : AndrΓ© Derain, Henri Matisse, Maurice de Vlaminck
- Cubisme : Georges Braque, Juan Gris, Fernand LΓ©ger, Pablo Picasso
- Futurisme : Giacomo Balla, Umberto Boccioni, Carlo CarrΓ
- Expressionnisme : Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, James Ensor, Oskar Kokoschka, Edvard Munch, August Macke
- Abstraction : Vassily Kandinsky, Kasimir Malevitch
- De Stijl (dΓ©but en 1917) : Piet Mondrian, Theo van Doesburg
L'entre-deux-guerres
- Bauhaus : Vassily Kandinsky, Paul Klee
- Constructivisme : Naum Gabo, LΓ‘szlΓ³ Moholy-Nagy
- Dada : Jean Arp, Serge Charchoune, Marcel Duchamp, Max Ernst, Francis Picabia, Kurt Schwitters
- Expressionnisme : Georges Gimel
- SurrΓ©alisme : Salvador DalΓ, Max Ernst, RenΓ© Magritte, AndrΓ© Masson, Joan MirΓ³
- Nouvelle ObjectivitΓ© (Β« Neue Sachlichkeit Β») : Max Beckmann, Otto Dix, George Grosz
- Figuratifs : Bernard Buffet, Jean Carzou, Yves Brayer, Maurice Boitel, Serge Fiorio, Pierre-Henry, Daniel du Janerand, Antoine Martinez, Alice Martinez-Richter Jean Monneret, Gaston SΓ©bire, Louis Vuillermoz
- Non figuration : Jean Bazaine, Maurice Estève, Jean Le Moal, Alfred Manessier
- Art brut : Jean Dubuffet, Gaston Chaissac
L'après-guerre
- Art figuratif : Jeune peinture de l'Γcole de Paris, Bernard Buffet, Jean Carzou, Yves Brayer, Maurice Boitel, Pierre-Henry, Daniel du Janerand, Jean-Pierre Alaux, Jean Monneret, Gaston SΓ©bire, Louis Vuillermoz, AndrΓ© Hambourg, Paul Collomb, Γmile Frandsen
- Nouvelle figuration (figuration europΓ©enne) : Francis Bacon, Alberto Giacometti, RenΓ© IchΓ©, Marino Marini, Henry Moore, Louis Soutter
- Γcole de Londres : Lucian Freud, Francis Bacon, Frank Auerbach, Kossof, Andrews
- L'expressionnisme abstrait ou l'Action Painting : Mark Rothko, Willem de Kooning, Jackson Pollock
- Expressionnisme abstrait amΓ©ricain : Willem de Kooning, Jackson Pollock
- Spatialisme: Lucio Fontana, Roberto Crippa, Gianni Dova
- Arte Povera : Michelangelo Pistolett
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
