Iβve seen recipes calling for frankfurtersβ German beef / veal sausages where Iβm from, and others for beef hotdogs.
Iβm sure there are infinite varieties, and both are probably fine. My Bolivian wife insists that the hotdogs should be reddish vs. light colored. I figured Iβd ask here what people know / use!
Rank the following:
Chile, Uruguay, Argentina, Colombia, Brazil, Suriname, Peru, Paraguay, Ecuador, Guyana, Bolivia, Venezuela
I want to cook one dish from every country, what dish originating in Bolivia should I try?
Bonus points if you link a recipe.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Entre todas las comidas que leΓ en un libro y en unos enlaces, quiero probar el pique macho y unas empanadas argentinas. Me gusta mucho comer ambos carnes y vegetales. En el pique macho, hay muchas verduras diferentes, como tomates, cebollas y chiles, y mucha carne. TambiΓ©n, me encantan las comidas picantes. En este plato, hay locoto, que es picante pero no demasiado picante. AdemΓ‘s, la pintura de este plato parece muy sabrosa y se parece a unos platos chinos, asΓ que quiero probarlo y saber sΓ es muy diferente de los platos chinos que me gustan mucho.
La otra comida que quiero probar es la empanada argentina, Β‘porque me gustan mucho las empanadas! ProbΓ© unas empanadas cuando estaba en Ecuador y encontrΓ© que ellas son muy deliciosas. Ellas tuvieron pieles crujientes y mucho jugo dentro. No sΓ© si las en Argentina son similares a las en Ecuador, Β‘pero me gustarΓa probarlas!
No me gusta mucho cocinar, asΓ que no quiero aprender a preparar ninguno plato de esos. Pero sΓ hay una fiesta con mis compaΓ±eras de clase, puedo aprender a preparar los tostones con queso de Nicaragua, porque esos son muy sencillos de hacer y se pueden compartir con mucha gente.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
Why
After all his first name is No-vac
