Most of the things Jesus did are very well known, but I haven't seen people mentioning that he was also a pioneer in sports

I mean, he was doing CrossFit almost 2000 years before it became popular!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Heskeyberg
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
🚨︎ report
Sony, Pioneer, Toshiba, Sanyo,

These are stereotypes.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the Chinese quadrublet flight pioneers?

No you didn't. Two Wongs doesn't make one Wright.

Also, edit before anyone sees this: Yes, it's spelled quadruplet. I'm mildly drunk and I can't edit the title.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the pioneers use covered wagons to move out west?

They didn't want to wait 40 years for a train.

πŸ‘︎ 270
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/inthe801
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
🚨︎ report
Back in pioneer days...

...a wagon train was heading out west. Inside one of the wagons, a man lay on his deathbed with friends and family gathered 'round. He gestured to his best friend, who leaned down to hear what the dying man had to say.

"My friend," he whispered, "I'm not gonna make it, but I wanna be remembered. When you get to where you're going, I want you to name a town after me."

"You betcha," his friend says. "Anything for you, Al."

Then the man gestures to his best friend's son, who likewise leans down to hear the dying man's last words.

"Boy, make sure your old man keeps his promise to name a town after me."

The boy answers, "Yes, Sir, Mr. Buquerque."

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/startrektoheck
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
🚨︎ report
Why have postal workers always been considered pioneers and trail blazers of their time?

Because they're always pushing the envelope.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Iscarpia87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
🚨︎ report
Dr. Grant was a pioneer of the dadjoke

http://gfycat.com/SkinnyVeneratedGoldeneye

πŸ‘︎ 48
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thebigsexy1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2015
🚨︎ report
Clothes drying was one of the most pioneering technologies of our time.

They were the first to go online.

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
🚨︎ report
Conversation with my daughter

(talking about the hardships of pioneer life)

Me: they could get trampled by a gang of buffalo.

Her: "herd" of buffalo.

Me: Yes, I've heard of buffalo.
Her: buffalo herd.

Me: What did they hear? Was it a secret?

Her: No, like you herd the buffalo.

Me: Yeah, well they are pretty loud.

And that's when she punched me.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Cacafuego
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Former US Vice President Al Gore is known for having invented the internet ...

Not many people know that he's also a pioneer in Artificial Intelligence and music. In fact, he's just published a new paper detailing a theory that combines his research in both fields.

He calls his theory the "Al-Gore-rhythm".

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/toe-haver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
🚨︎ report
So my neighbors the Donner's invited me over

They said they would love to have me for dinner.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ender2_0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
🚨︎ report
What are some dad stereotypes?

Pioneer... Sony... Panasonic, etc

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
🚨︎ report
I read that the Stonehenge stones have musical properties...

This gives a whole new meaning to rock music.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
🚨︎ report
I just sold my car and this was my add

Hi Folks, If you are a linguist then I am selling your dream car! I’m selling an Accent, a 2004 Hyundai Accent to be precise. Even if you don’t know a bunch of languages, this car is still great for you.

Just like me, it’s been around the birthday block a few times, but there’s still lots of life left in both of us, I guarantee! If you are looking for the perfect body, seek out a surgeon. If you’re looking for a car that will love you just the way you are, this is it. Now I know what you’re thinking, β€œI bet this is a junker”, but you’d be wrong. Next to my wife this is the best body I’ve ever had my hands on.

What’s wrong with it mechanically you ask? Nothing! It drives great, A/C & heat still work like a dream, breaks work, transmission shifts good, and the 1.6L engine runs great. With its age, the engine has had some parts replaced. All the belts have recently been changed, that happens with age as I just went up a few sizes myself. The washer fluid pump has been changed because it’s important to be able to have a good cry once in a while. I did an oil change in the summer and depending on how long it takes for this car to finds it’s new match, I will do another in the next month or so.

Since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I’ll give you a run down of what the interior is like. It’s what’s on the inside that matters anyway right? I am the 3rd owner of this car and the previous owner was a smoker. I don’t believe there is a cigarette smell anymore but the cloth seats do have little holes in them. I mean hey, when you play with fire you get burnt right? The stereo head unit has been replaced with a modern Pioneer as the original just wasn’t in tune with my musical needs as a Dj. The only real problem this pretty young thing has is the passenger rear seatbelt does not retract. Since I have two mini controllers I taxi around, I’ve had car seats in the back and have had no reason to replace the seatbelt yet. A new one is only a cool $250 from Hyundai but will take some time for delivery. There are still 4 working seatbelts in the car so if you’re traveling with another couple, I’m sure they’ll love to cuddle up in the middle and behind you, the driver.

The trunk is spacious enough for the average trunk but just doesn’t work out so well for hauling Dj gear. The rear seats fold as easy a poker player having their bluff called, so it will give you extra room. Not much more that I can think of to tell you about but take a look at the plethora of p

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DjBWren
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
🚨︎ report
There was an invention of ear jewellery that resembled the number 3.14...

It was pioneering.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/noradosmith
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
🚨︎ report
Stereotypes

Kenwood, JVC, Pioneer, Alpine, Boss, Sharp, Sony, Onkyo, Panasonic, Philips, etc.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
🚨︎ report
How the Fugawi tribe got its name

A nomadic indian tribe was wandering through a forest when they came across a group of pioneers. The pioneers eagerly greated the tribe and introduced themselves to the chief. The chief only says "Where the Fugawi?"

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tb_rays77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2013
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.