It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
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What do you call a pigment deficient friend who knows where you were at the time of the murder?

An alibino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Undope
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: Truck hauling pigment collides with tour bus on bridge and both fall into river

Thankfully no lives lost, but everyone dyed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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John started working in a color pigment company...

John started working in a color pigment company which specialises in mixing and editing different color pigments according to their customers's demands. Once the color pigments were done, they would be mailed out to the customers with a detailed note commenting on the properties of the produced color pigments. John was placed in the 'Pink Pigment' department which was incidentally between the 'Red Pigment' and 'White Pigment' departments. He was really good at his job and was constantly praised for the great work he produced.

However after a month or so, John found that a number of his work was being duplicated and mailed to almost all of his customers. Worse of all, instead of a proper note commenting on the color pigment properties, these duplicated products were accompanied with rather bad puns and jokes. One repeating joke which irritated him the most was: 'What do you call a country with only pink cars? A pink car-nation.'

Upset, he went to his manager to complain about the problem. After listening to John, his manager said, "Oh boy, looks like I need to talk to the manager of the 'Red Pigment' department again. This is not the first time that it has happened. Those Red-editors in that department love to copy and repost other people's original work as their own."
John then asked, "How are you so sure that it was them who are responsible?"
His manager replied, "Well, you can be certain that it is them as they always love jokes or puns especially in the comment section."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AesSedai99
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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I had a dream that I invented a new color

But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I could have sworn that my skin had changed color

But it was just a pigment of my imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinhat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...

Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Last night, I had a dream that I had discovered a new color.

But it just turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Long-Afternoon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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The other day, I thought my blue car had turned red

But it was just a pigment of my imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitanGuppie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Pretty sure I just discovered a new color that’s not on the color wheel -

Though it could just be a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-SLAYER
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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As a colorblind man, i thought i saw red for the first time

Turns out it was only a pigment of my imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imodigum
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.

Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination

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I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple...

...but it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I swear I just thought of a new color

Or maybe it was just a pigment of my imagination

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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What do you call a colour you made up?

A pigment of your imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Last night I dreamt about colors that can't exist in the real world...

...but in the end, they're just pigments of my imagination.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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A teacher told a student that no two people see color in the exact same way.

The student then asked...Does this mean that color is a pigment of your imagination?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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The artist thought his favorite paint had been stolen

But it was just a pigment of his imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Was painting with the Mrs. last night and...

...she told me that we didn't have a color we needed.

So this morning I said "I had a dream last night that I found that color for you, but when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination."

Got a groan from her, mission accomplished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richard_Punch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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Asked at the hardware store for that paint I saw on sale last week

> -- Which one, Sir?

> -- The kind of brownish reddish one?

> -- Uh, we've never had any reddish browns on sale.

> -- Oh. Then I guess it must have been a... pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foobity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Accident with red blood to bring blue to the world.

It took an accident with red blood to bring blue to the world.

A pigment maker named Diesbach was trying to create a popular red out of cochineal, an insect still used for red dye in everything from lipstick to ketchup.

He added iron sulfate mixed with potash which we later discovered has a useful element now called potassium.

Anyway, the potash he used was contaminated with animal blood, which contains iron, and rather than creating red, he accidentally invented an affordable, long-lasting true blue.

When it came to making red pigment... he really BLUE it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starzwillsucceed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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I think I got a pretty good tan this summer.

Or is it just a pigment of my imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackthecricketer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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So, I'm studying human perception as it relates to colour, right?

And the thing about eyes, sight, and light is that nobody really knows what colour anything is.

What we think of as colour is actually light reflecting off a surface in the visible light spectrum- nothing is inherently colourful on its own. So everything we see is actually in our own heads. Transfered light is reflecting off objects, into our eyes and being read/perceived by the brain as 'colour'.

It's all a pigment of our imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupremeCanadian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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There’s this one color that I can see only when I’m daydreaming.

It’s probably just a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DelanoTony
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Crayola now has imaginary colors

They're pigments of your imagination.

Sorry, was this joke too off-color?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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My kid was asking why flamingos were pink.

I told him that is the pigment in the shrimp....

The pink-ment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeK9999999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What do you call a hog fairy?

A pigment of your imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxtrotlimazl87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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What's it called when an artist sees a color that isn't real?

A pigment of their imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blargosaur
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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My favorite color is oranpurpellow

...but it's only a pigment of my imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trentontron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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"What was that noise?"

Me: I didn't hear anything. Dad: Must have been a pigment of my imagination then. Me: What? Dad: I have a colorful mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhiehn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2013
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When You Dream

When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0U5N3YF4N
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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I've dreamed up a new color

It was a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid3091
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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At first, I thought I had come up with a new color of paint. But...

It was just a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fenix1371
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Do we really dream in color?

Or is it just a pigment of our imagination?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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