A list of puns related to "Philips"
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
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"Where's the nearest landfill?" I asked.
"There's land everywhere," he replied.
One’s a tuber and YouTuber.
Only just come out and now he is being told he has to stay in.
Me: You would've loved Captain Philips, it's a shame you couldn't come
Dad: Nah, it's fine, I'll just... pirate it.
...but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
(emo philips)
...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.
King Philip III
Was getting coffee from the coffee machine when the machine said: "Fill Beans"
So I turned to my coworker and said: "Who is this Fill Beans?"
To which he responded: "I think he's from the Philippines"
Do they really belong to Philip?
Today I give you my princess to become your queen. Sorry but just like Prince Philip you don't get to be King.
Kenwood, JVC, Pioneer, Alpine, Boss, Sharp, Sony, Onkyo, Panasonic, Philips, etc.
After drilling a hole, inserting the plastic sleeve, then driving a philips head to attach the nanny cam securely to the wall in our baby's room...
Wife: "Good job! You nailed it!"
Me: "Actually honey, I screwed it."
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