Pert Puns

A list of puns related to "Pert"

I'm going to name my son Pert and then change his name

So whatever he does, he'll be an expert.

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👤︎ u/skyhimonkey
📅︎ Mar 08 2017
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The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...

So he put in a Rush order!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why is....

Neil Pert's drum kit like "The DiVinci Code"? Because of all the cymbals!

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👤︎ u/ja647
📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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