Pasties Puns

A list of puns related to "Pasties"

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👤︎ u/manlydanlee
📅︎ Oct 06 2016
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Having some pasties for lunch with my gf and mum. We should call them f's.

Why? says my gf. "Because they're past e's". Mum laughed and gf groaned.

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👤︎ u/wlee1987
📅︎ Jul 29 2015
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Stephan Pastis at it again
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👤︎ u/LazyNovelSilkWorm
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Taken for a ride
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👤︎ u/Kelly240361
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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I think this sub would be perfect for Stephen Pastis' work
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👤︎ u/wubbalubbaeatadick
📅︎ Oct 29 2017
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Stephan Pastis never stops delivering wicked puns
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👤︎ u/Rullknufs
📅︎ Feb 25 2015
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I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.

His look was pasty.

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👤︎ u/TommZ5
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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Told my girlfriend that I'm not pale.

I'm pasty. That's why she's stuck with me.

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👤︎ u/Sklaf
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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