Paparazzi Puns

A list of puns related to "Paparazzi"

If the cameramen who take photos of celebrities are the paparazzi...

then the cameramen who take photos of poor people are the pauperazzi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RTXChungusTi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What did the fat globule do when a paparazzi was taking photos of it?

It adi-posed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SentientPotato42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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The paparazzi won't stop hounding me i.reddituploads.com/4e316…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ideclareathumbwar123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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What do you call paparazzi with old timey cameras?

A flash mob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Of_Pores
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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Kid: how are photographers born?

Dad: Well son, when a paparazzi and a mamarazzi love each other very much...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixeleric
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Dad joked my girlfriend's family.

I went to Cabo earlier this year with my girlfriend and her entire family. It was for her dad's 50th birthday. The two grandfathers were taking pictures, with their iPads, all week long. On our way back home waiting in the Airport terminal the grandfathers were off taking pictures of the plane we were about to board.

Girlfriend's step-mom: "Seriously!? Do they have to take pictures of everything?"

Me: "Well yeah, they're the paparazzi."

Groans all around. My girlfriend's father staring at me and clapping says, "I'll never be able to top that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigMikeBigm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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