Which condiment impersonates a horse?
What do you call someone who impersonates Alexander Graham Bell?
What do you call an Ozzy Osbourne impersonator?
I'm looking to hire a realistic bull impersonator
Does anyone know how much they charge?
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
What do call someone who impersonated Al Capone?
What song would Mario sing if he was an Elvis impersonator?
Breaking News: Legal alien lived a lavish lifestyle for years by impersonating music icon Sting.
Today he finally turned himself into the police.
What do you call a Kenny G. impersonator?
Did I tell you that I wanted to start a charity hockey event to fight against people impersonating police officers?
It's called Puck the Faux-lice.
A long time ago, I had a job where I had to impersonate a German composer.
My wife was horrified when our son bit the Elton John impersonator...
However, I found it a little bite funny.
Did you hear about the man who ran off and joined a cult of Voldemort impersonators?
No one nose where he is now.
I recently did an impersonation of Michael Jackson.
Unfortunately the children were not pleased with that.
My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…
I answered in my best yoda impersonation: ‘in charge of scheduling, I was’
My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.
Did you hear what Mr.T said about the thirsty British impersonators?
I pity the fool who missed their tea!!!
I once saw Sonny Bono’s ex-wife perform live alongside one of her impersonators.
The show was called Cher and Cher-alike.
Best pun I’ve ever made.
Canadian co-worker, ranting about not wanting to go on a boat party he’d been invited to
Me: “I thought you’d be all about that”(said a-boat to do my best Canadian accent impersonation)
When I tell you his jaw hit the floor and he just stumbled around in silence for the next 10 minutes after giving me a hug 😂😂😂 we still laugh about it to this day
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time
I'm getting close to perfecting my stage act as a mime Elvis impersonator
I'm getting close to perfecting my stage act as a mime Elvis impersonator.
I just need a little less conversation, a little more action.
What happened to the cover band at the club last night?
They got arrested for impersonating The Police.
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
Have you seen RuPaul's Barbara Streisand impersonation? She is called
My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with impersonating a news anchor...
More on this after the break.
I once tried to hire a Prince impersonator for a Party...
... What do you know. It's not that Symbol.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Hear about the Lady Gaga impersonator getting arrested for assault?
She was doing Poke-her Face.
"Hey, aren't you the guy who did that great Shaggy impersonation at karaoke last night?"
I just saw an FDR impersonator...
He did a Great Impression.
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I had to put my foot down
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So I had to put my foot down
I can't believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician...
I was just sitting around doing nothing.
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I had to put my foot down
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