My husband told me to stop impersonating a flamingo
I had to put my foot down
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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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︎ Jan 05 2022
Breaking News: Legal alien lived a lavish lifestyle for years by impersonating music icon Sting.
Today he finally turned himself into the police.
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︎ Mar 07 2022
Did I tell you that I wanted to start a charity hockey event to fight against people impersonating police officers?
It's called Puck the Faux-lice.
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︎ Feb 10 2022
My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with impersonating a news anchor...
More on this after the break.
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Want to learn how to stop impersonating race cars?
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︎ Aug 23 2018
My dad got arrested last week for impersonating a lollipop man...
I didn't realise it at first but all the signs were there
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︎ Aug 18 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo
I had to put my foot down
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︎ Mar 04 2023
My wife kept nagging and nagging me to stop impersonating a flamingo...
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Dec 29 2022
When my wife told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingoβ¦
I had to put my foot down
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︎ May 08 2022
My wife asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Jul 26 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Sep 03 2022
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
My wife told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Nov 20 2021
When I was told to stop impersonating a flamingo
I had to put my foot down
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︎ Jan 28 2022
When my wife told me to stop impersonating flamingos...
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Oct 07 2021
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo
I had to put my foot down
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I can't believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician...
I was just sitting around doing nothing.
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︎ Jun 19 2019
The other day my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down
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︎ Apr 04 2020
My husband told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Feb 20 2018
My friends told me to stop impersonating a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down
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︎ Jan 19 2020
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Oct 02 2018
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Oct 02 2018
My friends kept telling to stop impersonating a flamingo
After enough of it I had to put my foot down
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︎ Mar 01 2019
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Feb 22 2018
When they told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...
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︎ Jan 08 2019
My wife constantly orders me around Today she told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Nov 28 2016
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