My husband told me to stop impersonating a flamingo

I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharp-Mess-676
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2023
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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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Breaking News: Legal alien lived a lavish lifestyle for years by impersonating music icon Sting.

Today he finally turned himself into the police.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2022
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Did I tell you that I wanted to start a charity hockey event to fight against people impersonating police officers?

It's called Puck the Faux-lice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/o0Loiter0o
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2022
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My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with impersonating a news anchor...

More on this after the break.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Want to learn how to stop impersonating race cars?

Don't weeeeoooww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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My dad got arrested last week for impersonating a lollipop man...

I didn't realise it at first but all the signs were there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rozzer6077
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo

I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seahawks1991
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2023
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My wife kept nagging and nagging me to stop impersonating a flamingo...

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctoberFire1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2022
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When my wife told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingo…

I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2022
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My wife asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odd_Relation6439
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2022
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfPacific
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2022
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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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My wife told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbsn888
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2021
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When I was told to stop impersonating a flamingo

I had to put my foot down

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
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When my wife told me to stop impersonating flamingos...

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesiwipemyownass
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2021
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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo

I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfcoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cc1963
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I can't believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting around doing nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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The other day my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,

I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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My husband told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myissy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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My friends told me to stop impersonating a flamingo

So I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkShrimpz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Denis0913
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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My friends kept telling to stop impersonating a flamingo

After enough of it I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jchauncey003
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pennywise32
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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When they told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...

... I put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostfromTexas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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My wife constantly orders me around Today she told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gazcobain
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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